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Crazy German Fixie Chicks

sometimesangry — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:29:58 +0000

Cycling down the road no-handed thinking your great? Up the game a bit and do a wheelie at the same time. While your at it, get a friend to stand on your shoulders. Still think you’re great? Watch these two girls do all that while spinning round on the spot. Almost as good as me!

Cycling should be dull

sometimesangry — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 16:56:13 +0000

Good article by Janice Turner from The Times

Interesting the comparison between other European countries’ attitude to cycling/cyclists versus the UK’s. Have to share the disappointment about London’s ‘cycling superhighways’ as well:

“the London mayoralty, Tory policy is not to make cycling safer but to encourage more people to be brave. Transport for London bangs on about Boris’s 12 new “cycle superhighways”, which will sweep into the centre from disparate suburbs…The mayor’s cycle superhighways, it turns out, are just lines on a map.”

Over the last year, I’ve seen more and more cyclists hit the road (literally in some cases) but the infrastructure to support them in London has not improved one iota and is totally inadequate. Not sure whether TfL ever realised the irony of those posters. And sadly 14 months down the line, I’m even more cynical about their message.

James Martin Update: Chef Eats Humble Pie

sometimesangry — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:01:19 +0000

“Regarding the The Tesla Roadster Article…
May I take this opportunity to apologize for any offence I have caused through the article in last weekend’s Mail on Sunday. It was never my intention to offend the many cyclists who share our roads across the country. What was intended to be a humorous piece was clearly misjudged. Further more I do not condone any form of reckless driving.

Once again, I am sincerely sorry for any upset caused in relation to this article.

James Martin”

Source: James Martin’s official (non cyclist-hating) site

Humorous? Misjudged? “The look of sheer terror as they tottered into the hedge was the best thing I’ve ever seen in my rear-view mirror.” Yup, so easy to misjudge the sentiment there. Probably why the Daily Mail took it out of your article cos everyone else was misjudging it as well. Oh and it’s “furthermore”. Muppet.

James Martin: Ready Steady Cock

sometimesangry — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:47:28 +0000

Wowee, it’s been over a year since my last post! Twelve months later and I’ve just gotten more angry. I’m even angrier after reading this, although I expected nothing less from the Daily Mail!

“God, I hate those cyclists…Knowing they wouldn’t hear me coming, I stepped on the gas, waited until the split second before I overtook them, then gave them an almighty blast on the horn at the exact same time I passed them at speed. The look of sheer terror as they tottered into the hedge was the best thing I’ve ever seen in my rear-view mirror. I think this could be the car for me.”

Source: The Daily Fail

London 2012 VeloPark design

sometimesangry — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 13:03:14 +0000

Triple Beijing gold medal-winning cyclist Chris Hoy has helped unveil plans for the VeloPark for London’s 2012 Olympic Games. This is an animated fly-though of the VeloPark which will include a 6,000-seat velodrome to host the cycling events as well as a BMX circuit, and after the games a road cycle circuit and mountain bike course will be added, so the park can be used by everyone.

BBC News Article:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7603640.stm

From YouTube:

A computer-generated video showing how the VeloPark will look in 2012. The VeloPark, to be based in the north of the Olympic Park, will include a 6,000 seat Velodrome to host the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Indoor Track Cycling events, as well as a BMX circuit for Olympic events. After the Games, a road cycle circuit and mountain bike course will be added to create a VeloPark combining the disciplines, with facilities for cyclists of all levels. The VeloPark will be linked into cycle routes across London, connecting the whole of the capital with the new world-class facilities.

Bike Haiku: 7

sometimesangry — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 09:43:59 +0000

Warm sun on my face.
But then from nowhere a car!
Life before my eyes.

1990 Match Sprint World Championships

sometimesangry — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:28:44 +0000

Good explanation (and demonstration) of the ‘cat and mouse’ game and ‘track stand’ technique used in track sprinting.

Bike messenger rides with one leg

sometimesangry — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 21:21:20 +0000

The Track Stand Balancing act

sometimesangry — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:12:56 +0000

The more and more time I spend commuting by bike the more peculiarities I find among the cycling community. Something that I have always noticed but never really paid any attention to is the traffic light dance/balancing act thing that some cyclists seem to have going on while attempting do do a ‘track stand’. Now, in terms of commuting, I know that it must be annoying to keep unclipping from the pedals every time you hit a red light only to have to clip back in again seconds later, so I can understand the convenience of the track stand in these circumstances. And there are some cyclists who pull this off perfectly. You know the sort; they pull up to the lights, come to a steady halt and stop. Dead. Perfectly balanced on their steed, unfaltering, unwavering, motionless. It’s like someone pressed the pause button on reality. If that’s you, then ok smart arse, you look good. But if you can’t pull this off, don’t do it. Please, just don’t even try. Some of you nearly have it; you wobble a little from side to side, give an little at the front, take some more from the back. You still look a bit daft next to the zen-like creature in a perpetual state of stability next to you, but not bad, good effort. If on the other hand, you have to move half a foot every second just to stop yourself from falling off, then give up, this is not a track stand, this is a pillock wobbling all over the road. Aside from providing me and the missus with some light entertainment, it’s actually quite a dangerous operation to be this unsteady on your bike, especially if you are toppling into the path of the cyclists around you. If there’s only you and one other guy with a whole velodrome to yourselves then fair enough, but typically this is not the situation I find myself in on my daily commute.

The other day, the missus and I pulled up to a set of traffic lights in Kennington. The cyclist in front, anticipating the light change to red, slows almost to a halt and proceeds to travel at about one meter per hour for the next 20ft towards the lights. He’s blocking entry to the bike box, but who cares, so long as he doesn’t actually have to stop, right? He’s causing a queue of cyclists to be backed up in the cycle lane, but so what – technically he’s still on the move, yey him! Eventually, we reach the lights, and they’re still on red, but he hasn’t given up. He turns his front wheel and lunges forward and to the left, then pulls back to the right, then forward to the left, back again, then forward…he keeps this little dance up for quite some time as other cyclists surround him. There’s quite a few of us now, but he’s still going, swaying and rocking all over the place like he’s performing some kind of demented mating ritual. His last attempt to stay on his bike ends in him lunging sideways into the path of another cyclist. In order to avoid a collision he has to brake hard and stumbles off…just in time for the lights to turn amber. Well that little game of cat and mouse ended well.

Nicole Cooke gets gold Road Race for GB in Beijing

sometimesangry — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:45:14 +0000

This video starts just at the point where Cooke fell away from the rest of the group – before this shot of them coming round the corner, the group was pretty tight, then when they appear under the bridge, Cooke is nowhere to be seen. You can hear the shock in the commentator’s voice as he sees Cooke has lost contact, but she pulls it back during the end sprint to get gold with a time of 3hours 32mins 24secs. In her interview with Sue Barker she explains that it was cold, wet and a bit greasy round that corner…so typical Welsh weather then!

The boring bits from the guardian:

First ever medal from a British female cyclist
First gold from a Welsh athlete since 1972
Great Britain’s 200th gold medal in Olympic history

Good to see us get a gold, and in a cycling event no less!